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A Buddy of mine recommended I start a blog, in order to let the internet community know what a knucklehead I am. Everything you will read about me is true. And by true I mean false; it is a complete fabrication I've constructed to shield my inner child from bullies and policemen.Aside from my name and educational status I have done nothing but lie. If at anytime while maintaining this blog I feel my mask start to slip I will run my right wrist through a band-saw. This would serve many purposes, first to scare the shit out of my left wrist but also it would make typing any truths about myself near impossible. I mean with a bloody stub not only would I hit about 11 different buttons at once but I would short circuit the keyboard with my spurting bodily fluid. Again.