Public Service Announcement

Hi, I’m George Clooney, I’d like to take a minute to talk to you about stale bread. Stale bread is the 3rd largest cause of crappy sandwiches in this country. But with your help we can overcome this plague on sandwichery. Now I’m not innocent in this scenario either. I was once a young, wild, out of control college kid who liked to experiment. I did what most of you have done, or still do; After making a sandwich I would simply tuck the excess plastic of the bread bag up under the remaining slices. *shakes head* But after the pain of having to eat sandwiches with slightly stale bread, I finally had had enough. I began to use the twisty tie. The twisty tie became a life saver, and I’m here to tell you that it can save your life too. With your help and use of the twisty tie we at the ‘National Association of Zero Indigestion’ hope to improve sandwich quality by 3% over the next decade. To learn more about saving sandwiches please visit the National Association of Zero Indigestion at www.NAZI.org. *Broad Smile* I’m George Clooney, take it easy America.