Sunday, May 15, 2011

Speaking on Politics

It is not often that I share my extensive knowledge of Politics but I thought I'd take this time to post an essay I wrote that I hope will educate, inform and perhaps be noticed by our leaders.

Political Science
By Joe Fordham

In the examination of this country’s ruins, one has to take into effect the geo-political climate of the post-modern era of duplicity. It is when one views the conclusions of governmental bodies after harsh deliberations on the welfare of the state, that we come to realize that the nature of America, as a utopia, is only realized in a more or less, the Napoleonization of our national media, which would have us believe the false truths of environmental politics which changes the landscape of modern warfare and the following subsidies of health care and public funding of an overall consciousness of didactic politics. This is of course known as the Doppler, or Cornelius effect, which predicts the utilization of romantic ideals in the courtship of Eddie’s Father. This can only be explained by the gregarious and overbearing use of greenhouse gases to affect the zeitgeist of middle Asia. It should be mentioned that this is a harsh truth based on racist rhetoric spread like a butter churn over the course of history. Only when we accept this beautiful lie can we remove the moral outrage associated with political overthrow in the north east territories of western Maine. This of course harkens back to the legendary motto of classical communism espoused by Alan Greenspan and the other members of the libertarian political faction of plutocrats. The democratic nature of ecomonical pressures placed on the nasdaq, dow jones and news pundits is an equalizer in the fight to keep genocide in motion. The military industrial complex takes into consideration the paranormal activity associated with the judicial system of southern Canada and North Dakota. It should also be mentioned that any act of terrorism should be regarded with the utmost humility and responded to with a sincere implementation of the albatross doctrine of 1985, which states that all men are created equal and women are nothing. It can then only be agreed upon in a neo-nazi fashion when the two factions of governmental politics collide with column A and column B, we then know that the world is headed into a nosedive of political power only ascertained by excessive force and water boarding. Will this work? Only time will tell. Time writes the biological history of societal meltdowns coupled into organized religion and Union workers striking to prevent a severe cataclysm. The Simon and Schuster’s of the world will once again ascend to the seat of power under the guise of playful humility. When this happens, the pasteurization of wholesale beef products become incased in the monomaniacal hormones of political fusion. The ozone layer and the Federal Reserve remain in peril by the preponderance of trickledown economics. The homeless population decreases when the incline of the status quo is reached, leading to a wholesale movement to erase the notion of Papa Smurf ethics, in the central hemisphere. The only conclusion one can draw from this is that the ramifications pre-date the use of economic power structures in the sense of time and space as explained in the Danza doctrine, which Cuban revolutionaries explored to enhance the enlightenment of the city-state. The early Bolshevik movement included the design of Monkey Pox and other diseases used to affect the mind state of cornerstone political, grass roots organizations with the goal to equalize the mind, body and soul of the general public. This should be an educational treatise on the Francis Bacon elements of evolutionary physics, which brings to mind the Rhodes vs Wade debate, and the hanging chad thought process of modern Whigs, Torreys, and Rupaulitics. Thank you for taking the time to enrich your chi by reading my doctrine of war. It gives me great emotional states to understand my effect on the youth with my knowledgeable counter arguments to the contrary.

Dedicated to the eradication of vaginal itch disease,
Joe Fordham